Mmmmm, tasty

Seeing as Mr Mal has gone all Jamie Oliver, I thought I'd add my own recipe for a tasty beverage to go along with that yummy cake.

• 1/2 pint of milk


• 1/2 pint of milk


• 1/4 pint of amaretto


• 1/4 pint of vodka


• 1/8 pint Tia Maria


• 1/8 Baileys Irish Cream


• 2 Mars Bars


• 1 Blender

Throw everything into the blender, turn it on. Once it's all blended up so there's no chunks of mars bar left, pour it into some nice big glasses and enjoy with friends.

Tip of the day

If the fire alarm goes off, try not to leave your shoes at your desk. This is even more important when it's raining outside.

Phone home

It's times like this, sitting in the park, that technology seems great. Now only if my phone had a spell checker...

Can't decided on a movie?

If you can't decide on a movie to watch, head over to Amazon and tell it about some movies that you like. Then let their funky recommendations page suggest some DVD's for you to rent out. Much easier than doing any of that old fashioned thinking :)